A lot of Americans have become so
insulated from reality that they imagine
America can suffer defeat without any
inconvenience to themselves.

Absolutely No Profiling!
Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following multiple choice test.

These events are actual events from
history.
They really happened!
Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and
killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d.. a Muslim male extremist between the
ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics,
athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was
taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980’s a number of
Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in
Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille
Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and
thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked
at Athens, and a US Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was
bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was
bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya
and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract
attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were
hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Centers and
of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was
diverted and crashed by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy
Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought
a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was
kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40

No, I really don’t see a pattern here
to justify profiling, do you? So, to
ensure we Americans never offend
anyone, particularly fanatics intent on
killing us, airport security screeners
will no longer be allowed to profile
certain people. They must conduct
random searches of 80-year-old women, little
kids, airline pilots with proper
identification, secret agents who are
members of the President’s security
detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal
hips, and Medal of Honor winning and
former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40
alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
Let’s send this to as many people as we
can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
other dunder-headed attorneys along with
Federal Justices that want to thwart
common sense, feel ashamed of themselves
— if they have any such sense .

As the writer of the award winning
story “Forrest Gump” so aptly put it,
“Stupid is as stupid does.”

Come on people wake up!!!
Keep this going.
Our Country and our troops need our support.

P. S. And guess who bombed London?

9-11-01 NEVER Forget!